Allegedly Ft Knox is impossible to get into - not even congresscritters and the like are welcome. Some say that’s because (dunnn dun dunnn…) it’s empty. Or it’s just very secure.
To put it in perspective, I’ve hosted numerous of the above critters to come and fondle plutonium things, including weapon pits. Heck, they’ve even let me into a room full of weapons (though I’m certain there were at least two crosshairs on me the entire time).
Ft Knox is bordering on bizarre documentary space though… Where’s Geraldo when we need him?
