18-year-old Ted Cruz wants to "take over the world" and "be in a teen tit film"

I’m just glad that, when I was a teenager, video cameras were expensive and rare, and the internet did not exist. Ted Cruz isn’t the only one who said some stupid shit at that age. Of course, I like to think I grew out of most of my assholery. Doesn’t seem as though Teddy has.

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