18-year-old Ted Cruz wants to "take over the world" and "be in a teen tit film"

As I recall, around that age I used to say my life goal was to form a glam-punk band named PMS and disappear mysteriously while touring Japan. Looking back, I wish I’d set my goals lower. Dammit, I’m sure I could have been in a “teen tit film” if I’d only tried hard enough.

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