The desk actually looks like pure kitsch to me.
I’m not torn at all. This is an atrocity.
If the piano is going to die, let it die with dignity.
If the US admits a 51st state and all the American flags need to be updated, will American patriots use their old flags as cleaning rags, because that’s better than being useless?
What do you expect Catholics in Austria to do with their surplus monstrances and other liturgical devices now that church attendance has been declining for some time?
If modern medicine can’t keep a human alive, should we make a sculpture from their bones?