No. Not cool. Cynical, an attempt to sell toys. Bad touch. Bad touch.
It was horrible and scarred my elementary school soul, after waiting a year for them to bring back my favorite show.
This was worse then watching Boxey go toddling off into obvious danger after his stupid dagget in the original series, which made me scream at the top of my lungs.
Worse than my mom giving me a bowl cut because that cute little boy on the show I liked had one.
This was worse than the second season of Buck Rogers where they turned Col. Deering into a stewardess.
Worse than season eight of GOT.
Seriously, Cousin Oliver as a super genius? Not to mention I couldn’t figure out how Adama and Boomer could still be alive after all that time. Flying motorcycles? Lame.
No, No, No. Bad.
I’m going to go curl up and do some deep breathing.
