25 Synonyms for 'Pussy Riot,' for news presenters who'd really rather not to say 'pussy' on-air

Damp Drape Drama?

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Skinboat Scrap!

I’m always up for a good game of Euphemisms, but gee-whiz, what’s wrong with the word “pussy”, particularly as a proper noun?

Get over it, broadcasters.

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Points for “jejune”, but man are you terrible at this game!

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muffin madness?

beaver brawl?

Squack Attack

Queint Affray.

Clunge Calamity
Minge Mayday
Flange Foofaraw
Chuff Chaos

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Flap Flap

Winner!

Foof Fracas

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Foof, really? That’s what I say when I’m tired, as in “Foof, that was a long run.” I am pleased.

Today I Learned: a lot of new words!

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Indeed. Foof Foofaraw.

Hope you all know what I’m talkin’ about.
The way you wiggle that thing really knocks me out.
Gettin’ high all the time, hope you all are too.
C’mon little pussy gonna do it to you.

Rock and roll, Coochie Duel (Coochie Duel)

Your penis doesn’t give you the power to tell me what to be offended by.

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Of course it does, sweetie.

But seriously, I was just trying to say that I found the game offensive.

There’s no sin in being direct. If you’re offended by it, then by all means, find a comment thread better suited to your delicate palate. The rest of us will be having a good giggle over these rather creative alternates.

Kermuffle

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