3 Tufts University athletes still hospitalized after 45-minute workout with Navy Seal graduate went awry

Hope they lost their jobs soon after that.

I don’t buy it.

Jim Morrison ate 10,000 mikes and his muscles lived to tell the tale.

A GF of mine ate 500 mikes and was fine…after they ahem fished her out of the Huron River in Ann Arbor and took her to the hospital.

They asked her, “Have you ever heard of LSD?”

She replied, “Yeeeaaahhhh, maaaan!” and they called for thorazine.

Her response to that?

“Awwww, fuck!

Seriously, she was okay. I noticed no changes whatsoever in her, and we spent a lot of time together.

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