40% of Scottish inmates drank Buckie, a caffeinated wine made by monks, before they got arrested

It’s not cheap. Costs the same as a bottle of nice Rioja. Cheapest booze per unit is probably the white ‘ciders’ - pulse, white storm, omega, etc (which I maintainmust be made of onions, because there’s no fucking way that shit has been near an apple).

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