40% of Scottish inmates drank Buckie, a caffeinated wine made by monks, before they got arrested

Ah, the old “wreck the hoose juice”. It’s a terrible combination- all the caffeine of 10 cans of coke, and the alcohol of eight and a half shots of vodka in one bottle.

The thing is, It’s difficult to be sure that Buckie causes any of this terrible antisocial behaviour, but there’s a pretty strong correlation there.

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