Let’s see…
Cracks knuckles…
What? No, they have it all wrong! These closures are, in fact, revenge against Trump-supporters by the Hitlery fascist regressive progressives who have yet to accept the election, striking out at what they call “nests of deplorables”, when in fact those people are really American patriots who want to exercise their right to enjoy uncontrolled un-safe-spaces, free from SJW madness and out-of-control government control.
