Poor person. Must have a terrible life. Folding into beds, chairs (especially in airlines, trains, and lecture halls), never having a cosy blanket you can snuggle into completely. Never finding a bike that fits. Also, there are plenty of shops selling clothes for fat people, especially men - but finding a pair of jeans for tall women is a nightmare. And the shoes! Plus, she gets all the stares. Right now, that might be ok, she’ll get all the adolescent admiration. But a couple of years ago, and in a couple of years, this isn’t fun at all…
Only piece of consolation might be that she’ll always have a Randy Newman song to console herself.
