To me, if it wasn’t included in the dog-eared copy of the 1977 Guinness Book of World Records I had, it’s not a record I can care about. Faster than the Blue Flame? I want to know. Heavier than than MacGuier twins? Posterity demands we know. Tallest stack of coins atop a sideways nickel? Yes.
Longest Sushi Roll? Biggest Group of People Wearing Fedoras and/or Tribleys? Not so much.
