A giant teddy bear explodes in a dollar store parking lot, leading to arrest

The usual examples given for the “one crime at a time” rule are “don’t jump subway turnstiles when you’re carrying an unlicensed handgun” or “don’t speed when you’ve got a dead body in the trunk”.

But “don’t set off giant pyrotechnic plushies in dollar store parking lots when you’ve got a house full of meth and weapons” also works. The principle is the same.

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