I’d go with Eric being the most slasher-y, although I’d expect Ivanka to bring a gun to the ostensible knife-fight. Don Jr. would likely get drunk and lost on the way to the event, and he’d wind up running “Johhny’s Auto-Emporium You-Pick Again Also” until 2042 when he’s discovered as the Last Remaining Trump holding the bag for the $12 Billion in trumpCorp losses due to theft, mismanagement, and small hands. At which point he’d begin taking classes in Enron University’s “Hey Rube” class (no syllabus, no class description) with the expectation of Being Somebody.
It’ll be great.
Again.
Also.
