Basically, someone who looks like a Nazi’s wet dream and has never had an orgasm. He wouldn’t want them to be able to tell how absolutely shit he must be in bed.
No actually.
This shirt does indeed benefit everybody. Liberal women (who he assumes were ever attracted to him question mark?) will continue to avoid him, conservative women will be no more repulsed by him i guess, and he hereby authorizes Joe Biden to perform analingus on him. Because there’s nothing he desires more than to get rimmed by a right wing political figure.
