My partner and I laughed long and loud at that one. A real knee-slapper!
Me: “Oh thank goodness we don’t have to do service calls for microwave towers.”
Him: “No fire ants up there.”
Me: “I hate working high up off the ground, and around high voltage.”
Him: “Squirrels or fire ants? Which is worse?”
Me: “Nature’s trying to tell us something.”
Him: “I’m not listening.”
Me, after a long pause: “I believe we are missing out on a huge untapped market: erecting oak tree nurseries or farms, underneath or next to microwave towers.”