A neural network generated these can't-fail pickup lines

[LearnedCoward]

@frauenfelder

Are you a 4loce?

I have no clue. What is that?

@frauenfelder

You are so beautiful that you know what I mean.

Try saying this and not sounding drunk. Can’t do it.

@frauenfelder

I have a cenver? Because I just stowe must your worms.

Try saying this and not sounding like you’re having a stroke…

@frauenfelder

Hey baby, I’m swirked to gave ever to say it for drive.

Sine yo pitty on the runny kine.

@frauenfelder

If I were to ask you out?

… I’d finish this sentence.

@frauenfelder

You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here.

I’m not only a tringle, I’m Hugo nominated Chuck Tringle

@frauenfelder

I’m not on your wears, but I want to see your start.

Most people just want to see my end

@frauenfelder

You are so beautiful that you make me feel better to see you.

Um, ew.

@frauenfelder

Your beauty have a fine to me.

Where do I pay it?

@frauenfelder

I had a come to got your heart.

Um, eeewww!

@frauenfelder

You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby.

If you deliver this line like a 1940s hipster, it might actually work.

@frauenfelder

You look like a thing and I love you.

I love lamp.

@frauenfelder

Hello.

Hello by Lionel Richie