A Tale of Two Titties by Charles Dikkens with two K’s.
Some past comments in my print business over the years.
Customer: I need to print some business cards, how much?
Me: Are you supplying the artwork?
C: It’s not a masterpiece or anything.
How many do you need?
Just one.
or…
I have a something already printed, can you remove part of the image?
or… (we had a classified ad in a local paper. … press for sale Call 604…etc.
Hello? may I speak with Call? (admittedly an ESL person).
my all time favourite.
after sending out a statement to a Doctor’s office for some printing
which listed the invoice number amount owing date etc…
(the accounting software often put in "over 45 or over 60 etc " ie number of days past due.)
received a letter from said Doctor’s secretary,
stating they didn’t know what the invoice was could we please send a copy of the original
and adding “by the way, Doctor so and so was born in 1965 and is definitely not over 60”
