Actual conversations with rude or odd customers at a used book store

[Missy_Pants]

I got a job at a retail place once because I recognized the guy casing the CD rack (remember those?) as he was a former housemate who’d stolen many a CD from me, and my purse, and my passport. I flagged the manager and said she needed to watch him, she said “Oh we know him very well already, but thank you, are you dropping off a resume?”