I really enjoy tales of crappy customers, but some of these do seem just like the author is having a chance to practice their sarcasm… this one just seems downright rude:
phone call…
Your Yellow Page ad says you buy medical books.
Yes we do. What do you have?
Well, my Mom died and she was a hypochondriac.
Maybe she was right!
What do you mean?
Nothing. What kind of books did she have?
Sick books. You know, pills, diseases and all that!
Sorry, we only buy healthy books.
Really?
Yea. Sorry to hear about your mom.
Are ya, though?