Affluent parents surrender custody of their kids to "scam" their way into needs-based college scholarships

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@Brainspore

Or—just spitballing here—maybe all public colleges should be free in the first place regardless of how much money a student’s parents have in their bank accounts.

Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Egon Spengler: 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!