Now only if we can get the (Western/Mainstream) press to play along.
Think of the wonderful headlines that we can adorn our media with.
- Donald Trump evicted from neighborhood
- Donald Trump taunted and bullied on playground
- Donald Trump’s request for asylum in the United States denied
- Donald Trump’s family declares bankruptcy before his 5th birthday
- Donald Trump excluded from mosque activities and daycare
- Donald Trump doesn’t get his way
- Donald Trump screams during bath time
- Donald Trump denied candy treats
- Donald Trump denied McDonalds Happy Meals
