the answer is simple - ban everything. i mean EVERYTHING
because it will all kill us.
just lie around in a tube and be fed paste till the inevitable - and then we will all be safe.
Me? i’m gonna say stop trying to legislate our way to safety - but? color me silly - freedom of choice has been proven over and over to result in deaths - lets get rid of it
Wasnt there an episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon made every choice by rolling a 20 sided die?
thats what we should opt for.