So…who runs in 2020? Since the far left seems to think they’re entitled to a candidate of such ideological purity that they lactate soy milk and don’t eat anything that casts a shadow (48th Level Vegan), who is there that will live up to Saint Bernard?
Cory Booker? He once defended Bain Capital.
Elizabeth Warren? Lawyer, used to vote Republican.
Sherrod Brown? Nope. Voted for the NDAA. Clearly loves indefinite detention.
Mayor Eric Garcetti? Allowed Los Angelenos to water their lawns three days a week!
Seriously. Tell me. Who’s left?
