If the rumours are true, then this aroma combined with that of a well-used locker room results in Eau de Trump.
Maybe I should relabel cans of Fart Spray with Lord Dampnut’s visage & peddle them online… along with cheap cotton gloves spray-painted gold & sold individually.
‘Golden Touch Gloves’* I’ll call 'em. $40/each; if you want a specific hand, well, that’s another $20 Customization Fee…**
*Mainly because touching something causes some of that paint to come off
**It’s disheartening to think of how many people would actually buy that stuff
