After two months of investigation, GMO wheat mystery even more mysterious than before

Sabotage, riiiiiight. Those wicked eco-terrorists got into the GMO research facility, stole 2 cups of roundup-ready, and then slipped out without breaking a test tube or spray-painting ELF all over. Then they slipped silently into the supply chain, which is not only a different building, but probably in a different state, and…

Oh hell. If you were Hollywood, would you buy this script?

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