Air Force tried harder, now says that giant database can be recovered

Look, I think we should just stop blaming everyone and all the finger pointing and realize the national security implications of this. If we do not get this database of giants back online we will not be able to keep track of any possible Giant attacks, or where the giants even are. Oh sure, some giants are big and friendly, but most of them are decidedly not and need to be killed by gum-chewing wiseasses named Jack. Thank god this was only the humanoid giants, imagine if we lost our ability to react proactively against such menaces as KING MthaFcking KONG! I wouldn’t want to live in world where King Kong was attacking New York and Donald Trump was president is all I’m saying.

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