Ajit Pai made Elizabeth Pierce his "broadband advisor," and now she's been arrested for a $250,000,000 fraud

“Pierce was trying to raise money to help build out a fiber optic system that would wire Alaska with high-speed internet and better help connect it to networks in other US states. Pierce was charged with wire fraud…”

“…wire Alaska…” “…wire fraud…”

Someone out there is going to read that and think wire fraud has everything to do with physical wiring. Hear that, Mom!!