When I was in high school, there was this kid Jim who used to have stoner parties every weekend. First place I ever saw a one pound bag of cannabis. Anyway, on Sunday, everybody who passed out there on Saturday night would wake up, smoke as much weed as they could handle, and then they’d descend on the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
You ever seen a dozen really stoned teenagers at a Chinese buffet?
It’s like shark week. It still haunts me.
