I’ve never seen the musical (in its entirety) in any of its forms. Does it have a cat pissing all over anything that happens to be left on the floor (but also, at times, on the bare linoleum)? How about clawing up all of the door jambs? Because that is what (in my experience) cats do. If one’s only limited by the imagination, why stop at singing and dancing cats? Why not invent a cat with no urethra?
♫♪♪
Touch me
It’s so easy to leave me
All alone with my memory
Of my urethral fun
♫♪♪
Now my human will no longer have to worry about
His belongings sprayed with number one
♫♪♪
