American Bar Association votes to DRM the law, put it behind a EULA

Terribly sorry, I misread! I was under the impression the “free beer” quip was coming from the ABA. Just fucking wow Dan Bart, “free laws are like free sex”? That’s even more stupid and heinous, and possibly an embarassing Freudian Slip on his part. I’m cringing from the sheer density of stupid he managed to cram into one sentence. It’s crossed the event horizon to become a black hole of idiocy lowering my IQ ten points for every second I think about it. Keep on fighting the good fight!