Oh, you…
Even the “European” ones?!? (gasp) How dare you!
[too soon?]
In all seriousness, that sounds like a kickass plan. I’m similar in my overall haircare (rare trims, occasional shears to start anew) but I’m inspired to try a little more of the in-between stuff now.
And, side note. One of the white dread-locked roommates I mentioned DID decide to “undread” her hair and it was another completely labor-intensive thing, with friends spending hours combing out her shoulder-blade length hair. I think it was 18 hours, total. Maybe hers hadn’t fully taken root yet. It had been less than a year. And she had straight hair to start with.