Americans are coronavirus panic-buying spiral hams and oatmilk

[karl_jones]

@Kevin_Slattery

It’s in the shape of a full ham, still on the bone (so looks good set on the table), but it’s also pre-sliced. So if you’re feeding a crowd, you don’t have to do the work of slicing it (and the slices are more consistent than you can easily do yourself).

All true. And so delicious!

Plus, you can hold onto one end of the spiral, throw the ham off a bridge, and watch the ham uncoil as it falls.

That’s the theory, anyway – I always break down and eat the ham before the experiment begins.