This must throw a wrench in the works for people who do clowning for a living. Now anyone who buys clown supplies will fall under suspicion. Expect to see a “Red rubber nose” database registry in the near future.
Customer: Hi, I’d like to be some shoes.
Shoe salesman: Any particular style?
Customer: Yes, red floppy ones. Size 36.
Shoe salesman: Let me check in the back. Stay here. (Goes in back room and calls FBI).
