An 8-year-old girl wanted a Frappuccino — so she drove a car 13 miles to get one

Reminds me of Laurie Anderson’s Big Science:


Hey Pal! How do I get to town from here?
And he said: Well just take a right where
they’re going to build that new shopping mall,
go straight past where they’re going to put in the freeway,
take a left at what’s going to be the new sports center,
and keep going until you hit the place where
they’re thinking of building that drive-in bank.
You can’t miss it. And I said: This must be the place.

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