An illustration of the the danger of saying "Play this at my funeral"

I’ve already prepared a CD, included with my will and other arrangements. Selections include:

Keep Me In Your Heart by Warren Zevon
Slow Marching Band by Jethro Tull
Ass Fuckin’ Butt Suckin’ Cunt Lickin’ Masturbation by G.G. Allin

Although, on the label, I listed that last one as “Danny Boy”.
I’m really sorry I’m going to miss that.

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