”It’s an analog, electrochemical substrate that excels at learning as long as you consistently provide it with stimuli and replenish its energy source from time to time. And burp it and change it."
“What?”
“Yes, unfortunately the device produces various forms waste that need to be dealt with for optimal performance. And it gets annoyingly loud at random times. We should have a fix for that soon.”
“Dude, did you make a baby?”
