Have you never met people who talk like that? It happens.
They are also likely to say that they were “gifted with” some lovely item and not “given” said lovely item. They are likely to “be with you when finished downloading coffee” because right now they are “feeling very ungrounded” need to “embrace the innate wellness of the body”.
Now, when you ask about getting things done, I have no idea on that. I’ve never known folks like this in any kind of professional capacity. On the other hand, they have vehicles, places to live, kids, jobs, so I guess they get by.