And now presenting the strange case of Dr. Cruz and Mr. Ted (video)

Beto has been using the power failures as a talking point in his race vs. Czar Abbott.
It would be nice if he picked up on this aspect of it & made the FDC in Texas pick sides on the invasion.

Key word here: ‘almost’.
Interesting that you chose to throw in ‘human’…

Doesn’t make him any less of a smarmy slimeball with the ambitions of Lucifer & no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Makes him dangerous, though.

He’s been called a ‘miserable s.o.b.’, which sounds more than reasonable.
If Cancun Cruz is satan incarnate, then that makes You Know Who what, exactly?
The antichrist?
Damn, I wish I still had my Monster Manual…

Lack of morals and/or ethics has little to do with education, & everything to do with psychopathy.
Intelligence would tend to make him better at rotten behaviour.

Sure does.
He carries a shovel for when he reaches the bottom of the hole.

Yes, he does. Why the scare quotes?

The first time was almost an accident, and the second time was by a far narrower margin than most people thought.

Now that’s a horrible thing to inflict upon the Good People of Texas [this doesn’t, of course, include the scumbags who voted for one of their own in the form of Cancun Cruz…]