Andrew Lloyd Webber thought the Cats movie was so horrible that he bought a dog. Seriously.

“Originalist” is shorthand for “I’ll cherry pick ahistoric anecdotes out of context to validate my foregone conclusion about what the ALL HOLY FOUNDING FATHERS meant; which I alone can interpret correctly.” Which, in practice ends up being some version of…

(substitute any oppressors for “enslavers” and any number of regressive concepts for “enslaving”)

2 Likes