Welcome to being Black on a Monday. It gets better towards the end of the week, but you never know when you will fit the profile, they gotta make those weekly quotas. If you are planning on staying Black here are a few tips:
-We no longer fist bump or man hug, a firm one will do.
-We know jesus aint Black we just claim him to piss off and confuse others
-If you live in a major city, do not go outside on New Years or the 4th…just don’t
-Keep these in your wallet at all times;
Ghetto pass, which can be revoked if the following happens, miss a beat, get caught eating quinoa, never watched The Wiz, using kings English at the wrong time, and many many other infractions.
The Race Card, this will never be used else you would be accused of using it so it must humbly stay in your wallet next to that old ass unused condom.
A picture of one of the following: JFK, Black jesus, or MLK they are all equal in the eyes of our great grandma (big ma) and will protect you from harm.
Power to the People
