/sarcasm
Don’t forget, there’s all the FREE range beef you can kill, butcher, and eat! After all, you’ve already paid for it with your taxes!
/endsarcasm
Unlike Clive Bundy, I respect the law, so I won’t steal his cattle. Additionally, I don’t think he’d understand the justice of American taxpayers helping themselves to the beef that they’ve already paid for. He doesn’t think that deeply.
