I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam,
That’s what my appliance feeds me,
I’m lovin’ it, man.
It don’t cook mashed potatoes,
It don’t cook T-bone steaks,
Don’t feed me peanut butter,
It knows that it can’t take.
Got home early one morning,
Much to my surprise,
It was cooking chicken and dumplings
With some hacked-in internet guy.
No more bread and butter,
No more toast and jam,
My appliance made unauthorized bread,
And now I’m in the can.
