Anonymous funeral director explains the big con behind the industry, coffins, and embalming

I’ve wanted to be buried at sea since I started working on the sea. Given the opportunity I will do it myself once I am far gone enough. Push my walker onto a boat, take it out into the Pacific as far as I’m able, then open up the through hulls and become fish food.

If I can’t manage that, my grandfather specified cremation and his ashes spread in a river. That will work for me as well (except ocean).