Another tourist at the Tower of London thinks she's at Disneyland, gets screamed at by guard

Won’t work. The handler would beat you to a pulp first. K9 handlers are fussy about things like that. :wink:
You honesly probably have no idea what the bite force feels like from one of those 4 legged patrol scouts. They also shake their heads while holding you. I experienced it through leather and canvas so their was no puncture wound pain but even a two year old can shake you around like a polaroid picture.