Anti-theft toilet paper dispenser with facial recognition technology

seems like this policy could backfire stupendously. I mean if the dispensed 2’ wasn’t enough (let’s just say I had taco bell or something), and I had to stew in a stall for 9 minutes… I think I’d just start finding other smooth surfaces in that bathroom to use.

Also, how much does a facial recognition dispenser cost relative to TP? Just how much TP can you buy for the cost of one of these machines?

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