Aquaman will never be cool no matter how hard DC tries

Originally, the running gag of the Super Friends show was to have her throw the rope around different Super Friends at the end of every episode and make them confess to embarrassing secrets. The first few confessions were pretty tame, mostly they confessed to eating each other’s leftover pizza or not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Then one day, Aquaman took out a wallet full of photos of all the sea creatures he’s humped, including a rating of how numb their toxins made his “Aquawang.” This was where the show finally reconsidered the truth lasso confession finale, and retooled the show to be more responsible children’s programming. Did you ever wonder why everyone laughs when Gleek does something stupid and unfunny at the end of the show? It’s because they’re using the same laughing footage from when Aquaman got teary eyed about his past fish lovers.

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