Are You the Favorite Person of Anybody?

[anon29631895]

@bobtato

It makes me resentful to think that people live in places where you can just grow edible oranges.

@SenorSchaffer

Does it make you more resentful that I rarely pick our oranges and they rot on the tree?

Or does it make you more resentful that I don’t even have to pick them – my neighbor leaves bags of delicious mandarins on our doorstep…