Arizona woman sees Jesus in dental x-ray of her molars

You’re suggesting that we shoot hot neutrons at someone’s head just for shits and giggles and imaging purposes?

Isn’t there a saying in nuclear chemistry that goes:

You’re given an alpha emitter, a gamma emitter and a neutron emitter. You have three things you can do: throw one away, swallow one, and hold one in your pocket. Which goes where?

And the correct answer is something like: you swallow the gamma emitter, you hold the alpha emitter in your pocket and you don’t throw away the neutron emitter, you run away from it instead?


ETA: turns out it’s the radioactive cookie test

You’re given four cookies: alpha, beta, gamma and neutron.

You can throw one away, eat one, hold one in your hand and put one in your pocket.
To minimize exposure:

Alpha goes in your pocket - is easiest to shield, pants are great at blocking alpha particles

Beta goes in your hand - is easily shielded, but we don’t have anything better than skin and air

Gamma goes in your gullet - we don’t have a lead apron, so swallowing it or holding it doesn’t make much difference in terms of exposure

Neutron you throw away - because it’s even harder to shield than gamma, and is biologically worse