Artist-in-residence stuck on bankrupt container ship that no port will accept

How well do you think one would cope with being buried? How much difference would it make if you coated the thing with a heavy sealant (bitumen, truck bedliner paint, etc) first? How much weight can they support on top?

I’ve long had a vague dream of using shipping containers as the basis for an earth-sheltered hobbit house. Dig hole, drop container in hole, grow a lawn on top, dig a tunnel for an entrance.